Score: 10

"Heres how you replay"

submission: You Only Live Once

date: August 4, 2009

I have CrapCleaner or CCleaner and just cleaned out my internet cache memory and I could replay as much as I'd like. You can also just delete your internet history through Tools > Clear Private Data and deleting the cookies that way.

Loved the originality but it can be easily gotten around.

Score: 9

"Hello my name is teh 0ddler"

submission: $00pah NiN10Doh!

date: January 3, 2009

Might as well have just called this "Brawl Taunts 3"....cus that was a WHOLE lot of Brawl references.

Kirby can't beat Metaknight...he's too broken.
/review

Score: 4

"Tom Fulp a father"

submission: I'm going to be a dad

date: November 7, 2008

I honestly looked at the title and was like...wouldn't that be funny if it was a Tankmen parody from when the sniper shoots that one guy after he gets a phone call from his father? I was right...it was!

The only problem was that the real line was "Not anymore....bitch!"

Score: 9

"Review for Super Mario Bros Z Ep. 7"

submission: Super Mario bros Z ep.7

date: October 1, 2008

Well, Mr. Alvin. You certainly did take your sweet time making this. 16 months? That's pretty crazy. Anyway, I'm going to give you the pros and cons about this Flash. From what I remember as best as I can.

Cons:

-Seeing part of this Flash on Youtube did sadly detract from the overall feeling for maybe... half the Flash before the better taste of new content re-imerged from my mouth.

-Spacebar pressing turned annoying at a moderate pace....since this Flash took like 30+ minutes or so for me to watch it took it's toll. I realize having it auto-scroll is also a pain for people that don't read fast (me) and is probably the better choice but still in the realm of "Ouch"

-Some of the humor I felt wasn't needed in the Flash because it was a bad choice such as the beginning of the Flash where Kamek uses the Yosemite Sam voice clip" Rackum sackum etc" --- This however was minor and not the biggest of deals although it felt less like Mario Bros Z as it was pulling jokes from too far in the realm of everything that exists. Minor though again.

- I would have definitely left out the voice acting and bleeping from the Goomba & Koopa. It really detracted from the feel and flavor of the Flash.

-The big nasty one was when you did the OVER 9000 joke again. As the Goomba was only setting it up when she pulled out her book...I was shaking my head....shook my head further as it happened since it was used twice in your series...then when you drew further attention saying that it was used twice was like putting lemon juice on a freshly made sore. Could have done without that one, Mr. Earthworm.

-Since this flash is many months of what people would call "over-due" I felt the feeling of the 7th installment really wither down and my emotions didn't welcome it as warmly as if it were only a couple months prior to SMB6. (I did do a double-take when I saw this title and your name as author of the Flash...actually in realism I probably had to check 4 times...I'm not exagerating)

-I wasn't thrilled with how the characters left Minus World. I thought it was waaaaay too random and it seemed like you got lazy on that part and went with anything.

Pros:

- I feel the length of this flick was a good one. After not being with an episode of SMBZ for so long I would hate a lengthy episode that was a more normal medium sized. It just wouldn't feel right. I think this episode is a good length to stop at for the next installment.

-You used a lot of 3D view stuff in here that you nailed very well. Nice work turning 2D backgrounds into 3D ones.

-Humor was interjected really well. When there was too much yapping you added SOMETHING at the right moment to break it up and shove some emotion back into us.

-Fight scenes great albeit slightly below your average fight scenes of the past but still very great.

- I thought the Minus world idea was TOTALLY out of left field and not something I predicted at all. Which is great! I totally enjoyed the also very unexpected FIGHT SCENE in 2D with those custom sprites. I didn't think you'd have enough of them to pull it off. VERY NICE.

- I also LOVED how you used some Smash Brothers Brawl references in this one. Warios gaseous problems and Sonics air down-tilt attack on Mecha Sonic from what I took notice in. Also the sounds from Brawl I think were partly used in this?

- Very creative uses of the sprites you were given. I've tried making sprite movies and gave up due to lack of sprites for things I wanted. You worked your way around that very good.

I really can't remember everything off hand...I'd have to watch it again and I"m also running out of characters here. Overall Mr. Earthworm you did a pretty dandy job. I like the way this Flash reached 700 views before released from the portal LOL...

Score: 10

"WOW"

submission: Too Young To Die

date: September 11, 2008

I honestly can say I haven't ever watched a Newground flash submission as many as this one. I'm going past 30 no doubt. This rhyme is totally addicting. The second part where the backup rapper guy comes in with his high pitchd voice makes it addicting as hell. I think this flash made you one of my favorite authors. I wish you'd make some more stuff.

Score: 8

"Old School Stamper"

submission: Street Life

date: August 26, 2008

Not too shabby. This was done over 8 years ago from our favorite Stamper. Pretty decent game. It has a lot of the beginnings of what we know and predict of Stamper. Gansta stuff & female nudity :)

I like looking at his old stuff and his new stuff and seeing how much the guys improved. Pretty decent game...I played through it 3 times to see all the possibilities I missed first two rounds. I don't usually play through more than once as my attention span wanes after the first.

Simple tweening here which kinda bothered me although this was made in the year 2000 and I give it much cushining from harsh criticisms like that. Pretty decent game. I'll give it an 8 of 10. (I guess the nudity helped it by half a star or so to be real)

Nice work.

Score: 10

"This was a fun flash"

submission: The Little Buzzers Ep 1

date: August 26, 2008

I liked the simplicity of it. Normally, I bunk flashes for being simple but this Flash had a LOT of charm & charisma to it. This was done almost 3 years ago...I really liked the voice acting for the little thing majiggerz. You don't hear voice acting like that normally and it made this Flash stand out a bit. In a world where people use robot Clock crew voices this is a nice break away.

I'm not sure if you still read these reviews but let me ask how you created the voices? They're awesome....

Score: 9

"Pretty cool"

submission: Awesome Center Redux

date: August 20, 2008

You took this Flash level to a perfect absurdity. It wasn't too absurd and not too little. Perfect absurdity. Voice acting was awesome and crrrazy. The butts on your characters were a little lower than where it should have been although the frame by frame is always fun to see on Newgrounds. I'd say this has been one of your better flicks in a while. Keep up the good work!

Score: 9

"Extremely Disturbing"

submission: Harry The Harlequin Fetus

date: August 19, 2008

I liked the vibe you put out here in this Flash. Not many folks could capture it as well as you did. The psychotic and evil plus disturbed vibe. You tread in paths that make up Newgrounds but not many folks walk it when they make their Flash.

The way the environment was pretty twitchy gave it a real psychotic vibe and the content of what was happening was the evil and disturbed part. I really wish this could have been longer.

This flash would receive a 10 from me but I felt there was something missing...an extra flavor in the stew but I can't really articulate it. All in all I believe this is a very devilishly good flash.

Score: 10

"I haven't done a review in ages"

submission: Easy Way Out

date: August 17, 2008

I can't stress how utterly superior this flash is to the others of Clock Day (all 1337 of them? lol somehow I think that was planned j/k)

I love your unique spin of the Clock Crew. You really did take this to a new different level. The entire flash had a Tarantino Resevoir Dogs vibe to it. The music choice was perfect and created a fun vibe to it.

You frame by framed all the animation and anytime anyone does that requires a thumbs up, pat on the back. No one really takes the time to do that anymore.

I'm actually not a fan of the CC but this flash completely rocks. I've got a big question for you now though....did you copy this storyline off somewhere else / make a parody of another movie etc? If not it's really well scripted.